Half Time Bovril


New Forum
August 28, 2008, 8:59 pm
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We have now opened a forum for Scottish Football fans and it will be the main part of the website … check out www.halftimebovril.com to join up to the new forums.



Fixtures 08 / 09
June 21, 2008, 2:06 pm
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Well its been all quiet for a while on halftimebovril and i think it’s about time the blog seen some action so we’ll start with the opening fixtures for the new season

Saturday, 02 August 2008
Division 1
Clyde v Morton, 15:00
Partick v Dunfermline, 15:00
Queen of South v Airdrie Utd, 15:00
Ross County v Dundee, 15:00
St Johnstone v Livingston, 15:00

Division 2
Arbroath v Alloa, 15:00
Ayr v Raith, 15:00
Brechin v Stirling, 15:00
East Fife v Peterhead, 15:00
Queens Park v Stranraer, 15:00

Division 3
Albion v Forfar, 15:00
Berwick v East Stirling, 15:00
Cowdenbeath v Club X, 15:00
Dumbarton v Montrose, 15:00
Stenhousemuir v Elgin, 15:00

Saturday, 09 August 2008
SPL
Aberdeen v Inverness CT, 15:00
Falkirk v Rangers, 12:30
Hearts v Motherwell, 15:00
Kilmarnock v Hibernian, 15:00

Sunday, 10 August 2008
Celtic v St Mirren, 12:30



Orange Tans, Mini-skirts and Diving pussies.
August 19, 2007, 6:40 pm
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So the season has began and the news has been coming out slow from us at halftimebovril due to a variety of reasons, but this hasn’t reflected the amount of controversy thats went on. From the sectarian chanting being under extreme scrutinty from the media and sporting bodies to Jimmy Calderwoods freshly tangoed skin for the new season (The discussion is made every year but has half the transfer budget been spent at the sun beds? Or is it some sort of Dutch summer concoction he has taken from his time over in Holland?) It is one of those questions like the meaning of life which will probably remain unanswered to us mere mortals.


Tango!



The SPL has started off fairly as expected with the two old firm sides at the top of the table and Hearts fans not knowing who is in charge of their club. But the main topic of conversation has been due to the new Chief Executive of the SFA Gordon Smiths proposed introduction of reviewing bookings after the match caused by simulation or diving (also known as Stan Petrovs). It has been talked about by many in the media that this would contravene FIFA rules but the main aspect that has to be discussed is would this benefit the game?


DIVE!

Since the dawn of football it has always been a footballers competitive nature to take advantage of the opposing teams mistakes, so should this include a player taking advantage of a situation that could be considered a foul? It is really an issue that is down to opinion with several attacking players opposing the rules as it would hinder their opportunities whereas defensive players would fully back this as it would help in making their jobs easier. But would the introduction of this rule prove the opposite? Where players have made bad challenges that went unpunished and then un-reviewed? I think personally that it would imbalance the rules to have such a rule implemented unless every area and challenge would have to be reviewed and changed, but this would then make the sport all about seeing the result of the review rather than going to the game and would ruin the excitement of the 3pm on a Saturday so therefore the introduction of reviewing is one in which has to be balanced if it has to be introduced but the line has to be drawn before the game is one of which passion, excitement and drama is removed.


The next topic of discussion has been the sectarian chanting heard at Rangers first away match which has prompted a discussion into the severity of punishment which can be given to teams that have a clear discriminative element within their support. This has boiled over from last season and it really has to be addressed for the progression of the game in Scotland and Rangers have to realize that thousands of wee blue books with acceptable songs is not going to change matters. It is now time for the main element of the support to stand up and make sure that the club is not punished by this minority (and lets face it, it is a minority that actually mean what is sang). As the club cannot be tarnished with a bad name which could immediately tar the opinion of the rest of Scotland around the world with the same brush. It is not Rangers that are the only club that are to blame with this and it should be mentioned that it appears that Rangers are being made scape goats due to the size of the club, this has to be addressed around every ground around Scotland.


So with these important issues out of the way it is time to reflect on the first three games, and it looks as if Rangers have not started on a light note with a clear hunger for the title this season which will undoubtedly give a much closer battle at the top end of the table. It is only three games into the new season but the introduction of some French class such as Darcheville and Cousin who have started the season in contrast to the French fairies introduced the year before may have reinjected the SPL with a competitive nature that has been sadly lacking from one half of Glasgow for a couple of years. Celtic on the other hand started slowly with the first game of the season but have bounced back looking like they will not be expecting an easy title win this year. The statistics have shown that the club who have drawn in the first game of the season have won the league in 3 of the previous 4 years and this might suggest that it will be Celtic celebrating at the end of the year. But it has to be one of my favourite quotes from Ebbe Skovdahl that should be remembered by the other clubs “Statistics are like mini-skirts… they give you good ideas but hide the most important parts.”.



Fixture List Announced
June 14, 2007, 7:05 pm
Filed under: Fixtures

Today we saw the stage set for our teams journys through the coming season, commencing on Saturday the 4th of August. Hibs kick off with a trip to Hearts in the first Edinburgh derby of the season, whilst newly promoted Gretna host Falkirk at their temporary home for the year Fir Park. The highlight of the opening day First Division matches is Dunfermlines’ trip to Hamilton, and Colin Hendry gets his Clyde managerial career started away to Morton. There has been a return for the New Years Old Firm match which takes place at Parkhead on the 2nd of January, with the first Old Firm match taking place on the 20th of October at Ibrox.

Here are all the opening day fixtures for all four divisions:

SPL
Celtic v Kilmarnock, 15:00
Dundee Utd v Aberdeen, 15:00
Gretna v Falkirk, 15:00
Hearts v Hibernian, 15:00
Inverness CT v Rangers, 15:00
St Mirren v Motherwell, 15:00

Division 1
Hamilton v Dunfermline, 15:00
Livingston v Dundee, 15:00
Morton v Clyde, 15:00
Queen of South v St Johnstone, 15:00
Stirling v Partick, 15:00

Division 2
Airdrie Utd v Raith, 15:00
Berwick v Cowdenbeath, 15:00
Peterhead v Alloa, 15:00
Queens Park v Brechin, 15:00
Ross County v Ayr, 15:00

Division 3
Dumbarton v Elgin, 15:00
East Fife v East Stirling, 15:00
Montrose v Albion, 15:00
Stenhousemuir v Arbroath, 15:00
Stranraer v Forfar, 15:00



The Rumour Mill 07/06/07
June 7, 2007, 5:34 pm
Filed under: Rumour Mill

So its that time of year again , the time for rumours coming from all angles Celtic are signing Ronaldinho and Rangers are signing Thierry Henry. The usual mince spouted from the club forums is in full force as per usual. It isn’t just the fans though that are at the heart of it as per usual it is the good ol’ Scottish media at the forefront of false hope and expectations when realistically we know the old firm are gonna be stuck with another Filip Sebo or Rafael Schiedt. You all know the type the ones you have seen on youtube who have done one or two pieces of class against some shite mob equivalent to our second division. But don’t fret fellow fans as per usual the hopes will be raised and destroyed.



This weeks media rumours are:



Rangers
DeMarcus Beasley
Bosko Balaban
Steven Whittiker
Steven Naismith


Celtic
Gary O’Connor
Jason Koumas


The media rumours this week seem relatively plausible (for once) and we may see some of these happen although disappointingly no massive rumour from the media as yet although I’ll be keeping my eyes peeled for next week.


The real Iritant has to be the Eejit fan the ones who just don’t understand the way the football world works, it works the same as every other business money. Scottish teams have no money in the grand scheme of things hence they cannot attract the biggest stars in the world whereas in England the mediocrity can sometimes pull off small coups as they have money . Basic logic now let us introduce a new feature into halftimebovril the eejit fan.


This weeks eejit fan suggestion has to be:


Carlos Tevez


“Not sure if this is the right section, but just read in the paper that as part of West Ham’s punishment in the Tevez and Mascherano transfer, Tevez has had his registration torn up.

Shouldn’t Rangers throw in a cheeky wee bid for him”


Taken straight from a well known Rangers forum and after much hilarity reading this through my fingers I decided that this should be used in basic sanity tests across the country ‘Would Tevez sign for Rangers?’ if the answer is yes then they should be sectioned then and there. No need to worry though as im sure the next Filip Sebo is just round the corner. Next week will see the my uncle knows the bookie who knows a guy in the corner shop who has went golfing with the ex-boyfriend of Freddy Ljungberg (and says Will Young isn’t much of a golfer btw) and he is signing for Celtic this summer …stay watching.

Eejitfan Stupidity of Eejit: 4/5
Laughability: 2/5
Irritability: 4/5